Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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