is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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