i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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