to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Operation Purity has been aborted
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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