i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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