ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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