you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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