hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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