Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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