No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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