He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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