@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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