you have to choose: penises or morals?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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