have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
i need some magic done to my vagina
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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