So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Randomize
