did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
The power of my boobs compel you
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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