we're blogging at a bar
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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