At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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