I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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