Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Randomize