Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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