Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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