So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
third nipple confirmed
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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