when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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