remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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