so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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