Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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