You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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