the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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