Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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