What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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