Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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