But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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