what if I'm pregnant?
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i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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