I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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