spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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