I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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