So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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