3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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