Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
i now understand why vodka
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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