Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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