I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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