I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I think people are normalizing furries
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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