the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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