Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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