The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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