So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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