Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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