the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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