No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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