I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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