I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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