Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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