It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Best friends brother. Beat that.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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