More tranny stories later!
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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