she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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