That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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