He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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